What is that?

Does anyone smell that?

--Chet

i swear, Chet, if this is leading up to some miserable wordplay in the guise of a pun, we will have words

For once, I can assure you there's no punchline, Django.

--Chet

Where are you even writing these from? The Inn? What are you smelling?

...where are you reading these to be asking that?

--Chet

The more you question it, the more you won't be satisfied with the answer.

What. Are. You. Smelling?

It's like something that used to be edible but ceased to be.

No, but where are you right now? Look how I'm dressed and ask me if I've never received a satisfying answer before coming to this town.

--Chet

MORNIN NAYBOR,

I NEVR NOTIC ROT SMELL LEST IT WALKIN MY WAY. WHAT YE SMELLIN PROBLY IS A CORPSMAN CRAMMIN THE BOARDS AGEN. CHEAP TRIK THOS FRESHER TO CORPSIN ATTEMPT TAH SAVE EM TIME- PROBLEM IS WHEN WHATEVER NECROMANCIN HAPPENS- WHOLE INN GETS UP AN WALKS OFF UN US.
MOR LIKELY A HEFTY VERMIN DONE GOT ITSELF STUK UP IN THER AN DIED. I CAN SE IF I CAN SORT IT, THO KNOW THERE IS A DEPTH BENETH THE INN I WILL NOT PLUMB!

YER NAYBOR,
TOM BELL
RATCATCHER

PS: CHUD SAYS YALL SHOULD STOP LEAVIN CHEESES OUT AN SUCH- THO FURTHER STATES THAT IF THAS WHAT YER JOB IS HES GLAD YEH DOIN IT WELL BUT WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT PLACE YE SETTIN DOWN CHEESE SO AS TAH GET SOME TRAPS GOIN.