Estabon's Hot & Sultry Wing Eating Fun Time (WiTL 2019)

NOT GRAS


HALLLLOOOOOOOOOOO

HAVE YOU EVER HAD BURNING DESIRE TO PROVE YOUR ORAL FORTITUDE TO LITERALLY ALL YOUR FRIENDS, NANA, AND RANDOM STRANGERS?

HAVE YOU EVER WISHED TO BE A FIRE BREATHING DRAGON, BUT FROM ONLY THE MOUTH AND REAR PARTS?

HAVE YOU EVER HAD THE FLAMING PASSION OR SCORCHING DESIRE TO PUNISH AND DEGRADE YOURSELF FOR NO APPARENT REASON WHATSOEVER?

IF ANSWER IS YES TO ANY OR ALL THE ABOVE THEN DO I HAVE CHALLENGE FOR YOU!!!!!!


On Thursday (5/30) of Extended feast at TWO BELLS, I ESTABON, will host a WING EATING COMPETITION. Now, purpose of said fun time is to not see who can engorge themselves the most, but to see who is able to take the heat and endure a series of Cataclysmic Wings the likes of which you may not have ever experienced.

THERE WILLL BE PAIIIIINNNNNNNNNN.




It is recommended that someone keep time for you.


Those that prove themselves shall forever be known as the HOT ONES and shall receive a reward worthy of such madness and oral fortitude. Perhaps there is a special prize for the one who holds the longest.



There is no cost to participate in this spectacle, however, it come with understanding that you know you get yourself into. These will be no ordinary HOT wing, please do not participate if you have concern over what you can handle. It is important that this warning is heeded.

I will make more announcement as day draws closer and will provide line up of madness so one can see what they get themselves into.

If you wish to SIGN UP, make mark below

List of Idiots
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-Estabon
-Erik Silverfang
-Jarden Burdach
-Owen Piper
-Cobus Puren
-William Sterling
-Gideon Weaveforger
-Arradir Go-Dringol
-Jackdaw
-Sergei
-Zathir Ib'n Hatim Al Nawar
-Moostrav Potrevski








(it appears spicy confetti was thrown around the board. Wait, that's chili powder. The lunatic used Chili Powder)

I will sign up for this hot adventure

I, Jarden Burdach, will most certainly partake in this contest of self deprecation.

I believe Commodore Piper and Lt Puren should already be on that list of idiots. Hold them to their word.

You're all heart, Ninnyhammer.

Alright, Estabon, I'm in. Just have a Konk or five ready for my aftermath.

MILK AND REFRESHMENTS WILL BE PROVIDED BY BLACK BIRD. NO CHARGE, BUT TIPS APPRECIATED!!!!!!














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