VERMIN PROBLEM?

07 Jun 2019 19:26 #1 by Verrill Lebastion (Wellby)
VERMIN PROBLEM? was created by Verrill Lebastion (Wellby)
RATS EATING YER GRAIN? WOLVES STEALING UP YER SHEEP? NIGHTBEASTS SNATCHIN UP YER CHILDRINS? VAMPERS STEAL YER SPOUSE? ILLITHID CHEWING YER VASALS?[strike]DRAGONS E[/strike]

BE NOT AFEARED NAYBOR, THE ORDER OF THE RATCATCHER IS NOW TAKING OPEN CONTRACTS! CONTACT MYSELF, SWING ON THROUGH, HAVE A SWIG, TELL US YER TROUBLES AND WE'LL GET IT SORTED FOR YE OR FIND SOMEONE WHAT CAN! GET A FREE "quote" TODAY!


YER NAYBOR,
TOM BELL
RATCATCHER
Magistrate of Travance
R. Tzaareth

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Verrill Lebastion,
House Elder of House Bastion
Xeno-theologist
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OOG: -Ben .H
Monster Marshal
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