I'd like to advise everyone to be careful about the swimming, as the weather currently calls for isolated thunderstorms this Saturday.
Also, if anyone sees a black oil slick like thing in the water moving towards them, swim as fast as you can toward shore, ignore the floating wooden platform, and whatever you do, once you get to shore, if you get to shore, keep moving, don't take a moment to laugh at the oil slick.
Malyc Weavewarden
(Jeramy you dolt!)