Things for Sale!

Dude, I wanted the yarn! :'(

the armies of jimbobwe are at your service in your quest for the yarn jimbob LOL

Okay, you take the yarn
Definitely don't want Jimbobwe's armies to kill me.
...Plus, I have many yarns, and you have few yarns.

Don't think for a minute that The Glorious Armies of Jimbobwe will back down from a fight!  Sonya, assemble the 171st Sock Puppet Militia and bestow upon the enemy a thousand monkey bites!!!

More seriously, thanks.  You has a scarf in your future.

A thousand monkey bites?! Don't you think you might be going to extremes here? Monkey bites are the worst.

Are you siding with the enemy of Jimbobwe?  You realize that having a 171st Imperial Sock Puppet Militia means I have 170 others!  Mighty Puppets! 

And to show my benevolence, Buttons will only be stricken with 742 Monkey Bites.  The other 258 will go to you.