Bumper Sticker

IF age but could, if youth but knew.

Buncha wippersnappers, that's what is around.,  Yo, Stephen, why don't you come to an event and bring some of your stock.  Let me know in advance and i can save some shipping.

(The shipping money I charge is how I get fun money to spend on KR?!?!?)

There may be a time soon that I will do just that. Right now I will not be making the trip up from North Carolina. BUT have no fear!! Soon - peoples - I shall grace you all with my presence....after I have moved to Massaschusetts.

My favorite bumper sticker, though it resides on the Harvey Road guardrail off I95 in Delaware reads:

"CLOBBERSAURUS"

This guardrail has quite an impressive amount of stickers on it, though I only get to check them out when I'm stuck at the light there.

Was behind this bumper sticker yesterday.  "I'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney than ride with Ted Kennedy."

It's good to be in power... one got away with at least manslaughter (a thorough investigation might have shown that it was more nefarious as her body was in the backseat) and went on to become a leading senator on the Senate's Ethics committee, and the other was apologized to by the person he shot... I'm sorry you shot me Mr. Vice President, I'll be more careful in the future.. and no civil or criminal charges were pressed, though he did get his very own flash animation game from the incident.

My favorites :
"There are three types of people in the world, those who know how to count, and those that do not."
"Finish your beer! There are sober kids in Africa!" (not recommended to put on your actual car)

To channel the spirit of Jim Norton,

The 'I'm not as think as you drunk I am' bumper sticker is only funny when the car its on has plowed into a short school bus.

I once got a free "Mean People Suck" bumper sticker at a concert. I cut off the "Mean" and put it on my bumper.

Within two weeks someone proved me right and scraped it off while I was parked at the mall...

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