Meaning of Haloween

Ignore Andy, Stephen.  Not much can be done for those who chose to wallow in their ignorance.  I enjoyed your post.

Jewwish Holidays are much easier to describe.  For most of them it boils down to "They tried to kill us.  We won.  Let's eat."

Jewwish Holidays are much easier to describe.  For most of them it boils down to "They tried to kill us.  We won.  Let's eat."

It's true. My grandma has the cookware to prove it. I still don't know why she needs a kosher wok.

Jewwish Holidays are much easier to describe.  For most of them it boils down to "They tried to kill us.  We won.  Let's eat."

It's true. My grandma has the cookware to prove it. I still don't know why she needs a kosher wok.

My aunt is Orthodox, and kosher, and my favorite traditional holliday was Thanksgiving (Yes, I know it's not actually a Jewish holiday) when she would torture us with Kosher Mashed Potatoes and pie-crusts and me and my siblings would compete to see who could be the first person to sneak into the kitchen, find as big a piece of cheese as possible, and leave it inconspicuously on the wrong side of the kitchen counter ... which is why we have Yom Kippur.

Im turning away kids that dont have costumes on.

I paid for your god damn candy least you can do it try!!

Damn right.

And a sports uniform isn't a costume.

31 Halloweens in this house and my record of no trick and treaters is intact.  I have such lovely tricks planned.

Kosher wok - does she ever cook with cheese/butter or other dairy products?