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18 years 1 month ago #252 by Janus (Janus)

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Yeah, but he looked a hell of a lot better this year than he did last year.

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18 years 1 month ago #261 by geezer (geezer)

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Under profession when filing his 1040, Dick Clark writes "Professional Youth."

Only a little different than when he hosted American Bandstand.

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18 years 1 month ago #267 by Woolsey Bysmor (Osred)

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As for Dick Clark looking better this year, I would like to thank everyone who donated blood this holiday season so that the Grandmaster Vampyr could feed. Drink deep Dick, and rest silently in your chambers below Times Square.

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18 years 1 month ago #275 by Secarius (Secarius)

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that wasnt blood.. they were the souls of the innocent

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18 years 1 month ago #313 by Bellanear (Alai)

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Everyone knows they just photoshop out the Golden Throne and the Adeptus Custodes. Also, the souls of untrained psykers are far from 'innocent'.

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18 years 1 month ago #316 by dedrite (dedrite)

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Everyone knows they just photoshop out the Golden Throne and the Adeptus Custodes. Also, the souls of untrained psykers are far from 'innocent'.

and Ryan Seacrest is his tech servitor.

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