"Guys Rules"
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17 years 2 weeks ago #19661
by Liz (Liz)
Allyce
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Mae Fang Zhang
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"Go with honor and your ancestors shall guide you."
Allyce
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"Well... who likes a dull life? There's work to do."
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"Guys Rules" was created by Liz (Liz)
What do you think guys? A friend emailed this list to me and since we have lists for women I thought Id throw this on there....
The Guy's Rules
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or changing of the tides. LET IT BE.
4. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
5. Crying is blackmail.
6. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!!!
7. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
8. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
9. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
10. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
11. If something we said can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you angry or sad, we meant the other one.
12. You can either ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know how best to do it, do it yourself.
13. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials!
14. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we!
15. All real men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
16. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
17. If we ask what is wrong, and you say “nothing”, we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying, but it’s just not worth the hassle.
18. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
19. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really.
20. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
21. You have enough clothes.
22. You have too many shoes.
23. I am in shape. Round is a shape!
Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.
The Guy's Rules
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or changing of the tides. LET IT BE.
4. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
5. Crying is blackmail.
6. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!!!
7. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
8. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
9. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
10. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
11. If something we said can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you angry or sad, we meant the other one.
12. You can either ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know how best to do it, do it yourself.
13. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials!
14. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we!
15. All real men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
16. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
17. If we ask what is wrong, and you say “nothing”, we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying, but it’s just not worth the hassle.
18. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
19. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really.
20. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
21. You have enough clothes.
22. You have too many shoes.
23. I am in shape. Round is a shape!
Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.
Allyce
Lieutenant of the Baronial Guard
Mae Fang Zhang
Healer of Khitan
"Go with honor and your ancestors shall guide you."
Allyce
Lt. of the Baronial Guard
"Well... who likes a dull life? There's work to do."
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Marshal
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17 years 2 weeks ago #19668
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Replied by Father Paul (Father Paul) on topic "Guys Rules"
#2 I tell her all the time, put it back the way you found it!
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