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17 years 6 months ago #19967 by Kendrick
Hockey fans was created by Kendrick
4 hockey fans were climbing up a mountain together one day. There was one for each of the local teams, the Devils, Islanders, Rangers and Flyers.

When they got to the summit, they began to argue over who had the most loyal fans. The Islander fan jumped up and said he could prove they were most loyal of all. "This to all the Islander fans!', and he jumped off the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Ranger fan did the smae, and shouted "This is for all the Ranger fans!" and also jumped off.

The Devils fan seeing this grabbed the Flyer fan and said "This is for hockey fans everywhere!" and threw the Flyer fan off the mountain.

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17 years 6 months ago #19971 by Odo
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Ha! Nice one.

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17 years 6 months ago #19984 by GJSchaller
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I've heard variants that are Lawyer jokes...


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17 years 6 months ago #19996 by geezer
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Another variant of this joke was in an airplane.  The punchline is "Don't worry Holiness.  The smartest man in the world just jumped with my backpack."

The great thing about this type of joke is that one can use it agaist just about any team in any sport.

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An ethical person does the right thing when no one is watching.

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17 years 6 months ago #20049 by dedrite
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17 years 6 months ago - 17 years 6 months ago #20050 by geezer
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Excellent Joe, which reminded me of something for the metal thread...

Also, as Mel Brooks so succinctly put it, the best way to get revenge on Hitler is to make him a joke.

Edwin Haroldson
Loremaster
Master of the Mages' Guild

An ethical person does the right thing when no one is watching.

OOG - Charlie Spiegel - Kitchen Marshal

"War is a matter of vital importance to the State..."
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