I promise I won't eat you if you wear that... I can't speak for any Mike Smith like bears out there.
MikeSmithia Ursine is a island dwelling member of the ursine family. Most can be found in and around watering holes during the warmer months. Having grown a taste for low-land boars, most can be easily spotted by due to their inquizitive nature, and their tell-tale called of "Doe-bah"
"Praise be to Enax, and blessing to his followers."
"It would seem that we can tick off our first theorem already: all the tea and biscuits in the world will never make a civilised party out of a band of Celts."
