2 Pudgy Cats need a home

If you absolutely can't find anyone by whatever the deadline is, I can at least put them up until a permanent home can be found. I was looking to get into the cat foster scene anyway...

No one needs to worry about the cats anymore.  After my mother had a crying-breakdown-fit, my brother spoke with our landlord & a deal was worked out.  So, my brother and I will be getting the cats and our landlord has temporarily waived the "No Pet" policy in our apartment.  Come May or June, I will have 2 fat cats moving in.    2 fat, pudgy cats who hate me.  2 fat, pudgy cats who will take over the apartment, shred the furniture, not allow me to sit on my own couch or watch tv, and will claim my bed as their own, forcing me to use my LARP airmattress and sleep on the floor.  2 fat, pudgy, bossy cats I will have to fly down to Florida so they can visit my mother and have her smother them in love as she berates me for not being a good enough son.  ???

In other words, typical cats.