Re: Race Rules (at long last)

17 years 9 months ago #5572 by Woolsey Bysmor (Osred)



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17 years 9 months ago #5579 by Odo Garaath (Odo)

I'm middle aged, for the next 4 years, Tom.  And although I do not play computer games, my games of choice have either wood or cardboard pieces.  They also play to completion, typically, in 6 hours.


Unless Medical Science has increased the medium age of living to the 100's in the last few hours, you've passed middle age back when Donny Wahlberg was popping and locking to teen girls. You're in AARP Country.

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17 years 9 months ago #5592 by Hadrian Thane (GBino)

Unless Medical Science has increased the medium age of living to the 100's in the last few hours, you've passed middle age back when Donny Wahlberg was popping and locking to teen girls. You're in AARP Country.


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17 years 9 months ago #5602 by geezer (geezer)
IMO
under 30 is youth
under 60 is middle aged
under 90 is old
90+ do not buy green bananas. 

AARP starts soliciting when one is about 50.  Their motoring plan is nice.  :)

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17 years 9 months ago #5626 by Woolsey Bysmor (Osred)

IMO
under 30 is youth
under 60 is middle aged
under 90 is old
90+ do not buy green bananas. 


(Typed with major winks, nudges, and smileys)
So, let's take an average KR player, and put them through the logic series presented here:
Age < 30  If Yes, then youth
Age < 60 If Yes, then middle aged
Age < 90 If Yes, then old
Age > 90 If Yes, then allowed to buy green bananas = False
Ergo, most of you are old middle aged youths who are allowed to buy green bananas!
I'm just old middle aged who is allowed to buy green bananas!
When you turn 90, you are no longer old, but can still buy green bananas.
When you turn 91, you are still no longer old, but suddenly you are being denied your green bananas :-(

By this logic, 90 is an awesome age... you are no longer old, but can still get those precious green bananas!

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17 years 9 months ago #5647 by Matt D (MattD)
AARP started trying to recruit me when I worked for the bank.

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