Most Jewish holidays can be summed as follows: "They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat."
I fully endorse this as the basis for a holiday for anyone. Not only is it an excellent method of celebration, it's practical too! All that fighting works up an appetite. Mazel tov!
"What do you take me for? Some kind of big damn hero?"
Sergei Petsho, Voivode and Steward of Inovar, Owner and Masseur Extraordinaire of Magic Hands Massage.
"What, it's for my research, I swear!"
Nigel Whitworth, Gentleman Apothecary
"Here, kid, suck on this and shut up for a while."
Aengus MacAengus Hesperus, Professional Old Person
OOG: Chris Zipeto
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