Cheesy Valentines & One liners: KR version

Its that time of year and love is in the air (not to mention copious amounts of sleet and snow). Inspired by Gina's valentine's day comic/card (which if you haven't seen it already, you really should!) and a general love of all things cheese, I thought it would be fun for people to share their cheesiest KR valentine's day puns and pick up lines here. Who knows, you might read something here that you'll actually want to say IG.

So, the only question left is how does your character ask that special someone if they'll be their valentine?

Rowan:
BE MY VALENTINE!

I HAVE FOOD!

Rose are red,
Violets are blue,
Give me all your stuff.

Hey there you sexy scholar you. I know someplace quiet and secluded where we can "hit the books". That's right--I'm talking about the library. Gosh knows I'd love to take all of your cover protectors off!

My dragon may be yellow, but my heart is red for you.

What, you have food? then what are we waiting for lets go!