Death and alignment

So you know the saying the good die young? Well I have figured out how it all works.


Magnus: Dies every tuesday but gets better after.
Hero: Dies at the end of the game usually
no named good person: Dies at the start from evils minions
Nice:Normal death range for that race
Neutral: normal death age for that race
Jerk: normal death age for that race
Minion: Dies many times from random battles throughout the game from random battles
Evil: Dies at the end of the game.
Ancient evil: Lives sealed inside something or just around until the end of the game.


Please let me know if I missed anything

*gets up off floor laughing*

No sir... I think you got it figured out.

You missed the troll, who somehow never dies even when you give him a fatal wound.

Dominic wrote: Magnus: Dies every tuesday but gets better after.

Can we just take a minute to appreciate this part of the post?

I think we missed a few fringe alignments...

Complete Utter Jerkass Everyone Hates (ex. Queen Cersei) - Lives FOREVER

Chaotic Shortbus - Lives long enough to endear themselves to everyone, then dies tragically... Soul crushingly tragically....

The Soon to be Reitired Cop - Until about five seconds after he says "I'm getting too old for this" or "I was one day from retirement..."

The almost retired cop can work most occasions but it does have its moments when it doesn't. After all they are making more Die Hard movies.
Which reminds me, next one I heard is gonna be Die Hard: on Mars