New PVP / Gank Shift rules (Humor)

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12 years 7 months ago #93798 by GJSchaller
Here at KR, we believe in a softer, gentler form of PVP and night shift ganking.

To this end, we are instituting a new rule - if you kill someone in their sleep, you will be required to provide them with one of these:

www.thinkgeek.com/product/1440/

This will allow your victim to rest comfortably OOG while dead IG, and also serve as a clear visual sign to anyone else that they are dead.

Thank you, and have a nice day.


Lord Gideon Weaveforger of Kaladonia
Steward of Elvalion
OOG: Geoffrey Schaller
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12 years 7 months ago #93809 by itsgonnabemay
This is the best idea. The absolute best.

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12 years 5 months ago - 12 years 5 months ago #96660 by Arken
Although this is a humor thread there is nothing stopping someone from carrying around a flat piece of red fabric that looks like a blood pool. Roll it out under your head or stomach and keep your self out of the dirt AND provide extra realism for other players.

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12 years 5 months ago #96661 by Keeperofdice
OR just carry around fake blood! :D

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12 years 5 months ago #96665 by Aldous
I'm gonna carry around a big ketchup bottle full of fake blood, and just clench it as hard as I can when I go down.

Hengis is a bit of a squirter.

I'm not as stupid as you think I am,
But I AM as strong as I think I am.

Hengis Grumblegut
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12 years 5 months ago #96681 by BillHannings
oh man nobody wants to clean that up.

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