New PVP / Gank Shift rules (Humor)

GJSchaller
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12 years 3 weeks ago #93798 by GJSchaller (GJSchaller)

New PVP / Gank Shift rules (Humor) was created by GJSchaller (GJSchaller)

Here at KR, we believe in a softer, gentler form of PVP and night shift ganking.

To this end, we are instituting a new rule - if you kill someone in their sleep, you will be required to provide them with one of these:

www.thinkgeek.com/product/1440/

This will allow your victim to rest comfortably OOG while dead IG, and also serve as a clear visual sign to anyone else that they are dead.

Thank you, and have a nice day.

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12 years 3 weeks ago #93809 by Dame Clytie Silverfang (itsgonnabemay)

Replied by Dame Clytie Silverfang (itsgonnabemay) on topic New PVP / Gank Shift rules (Humor)

This is the best idea. The absolute best.

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11 years 11 months ago - 11 years 11 months ago #96660 by Arken (Arken)

Replied by Arken (Arken) on topic New PVP / Gank Shift rules (Humor)

Although this is a humor thread there is nothing stopping someone from carrying around a flat piece of red fabric that looks like a blood pool. Roll it out under your head or stomach and keep your self out of the dirt AND provide extra realism for other players.

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Nick G

Last edit: 11 years 11 months ago by Arken (Arken).

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11 years 11 months ago #96661 by Jack (Keeperofdice)

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OR just carry around fake blood!

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11 years 11 months ago #96665 by PIT DAWWWWWWG (Aldous)

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I'm gonna carry around a big ketchup bottle full of fake blood, and just clench it as hard as I can when I go down.

Hengis is a bit of a squirter.

I'm not as stupid as you think I am,
But I AM as strong as I think I am.

Hengis Grumblegut
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11 years 11 months ago #96681 by Grimkjell Eirson (BillHannings)

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oh man nobody wants to clean that up.

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