And for a little bit of Humor....

I think I mentioned this one....In the Spirit of the famed "The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the US Army", I will bring you a little at a time, "The 250 things Raider is Not allowed to do at Knight Realms."

If something tickles your funny bone, feel free to simply leave a thank you, this way the boards won't get cluttered up.

1: Not allowed to beat the Londwynians into building me a steam powered, chainsaw bladed battleaxe with Mithril teeth.
2: Not even if I don't wear armor.
3. a ballista is not a valid way of testing "the pen is mightier than the sword."
4. Not allowed to make a PC that talks like Tank Dempsey from COD:NZ.
5. Especially not a Witch Hunter.
6. Not allowed to instigate another three friends to make a Khitan, Barbarian and Gypsy, and all of us be witch hunters to circumvent #4.
7: an HK416 is not a valid weapon for a swashbucker to fight a duel.
8. not allowed to yell "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" before charging into battle.
9. "Ave Dominus Nox!" is no better.
10. Activating berserker rage and yelling "KILL! MAIM! BURN!" is not okay either.

11: No leading a charge of undead screaming "LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNKIIIINNNNNSSS!!!!!!"

Actually all of the last 3 I may have done

8. not allowed to yell "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" before charging into battle.
9. "Ave Dominus Nox!" is no better.
10. Activating berserker rage and yelling "KILL! MAIM! BURN!" is not okay either.

#12: In reference to number 11 above: Not even if I name my character Leroy Jenkins.

JTinney wrote: 11: No leading a charge of undead screaming "LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNKIIIINNNNNSSS!!!!!!"

Number 11 has already occurred a number of times I've been to KR by various people. Some new, some old, some were PCing at the time, others were NPCing. The number of varied "battle cries" I've heard have been... "Leroy Jenkins", "Spoon", "This is Sparta", "Hadouken".

11. Not allowed to taunt rat men with cheese on my spear point.
12. When chasing Lycanthropes, do not say "here puppy puppy..."
13. The Noble council is not "the Count and his b****es."
14. trolls are not filled with tastykakes, and it is wrong to even think of telling new players that they are.
15. the following are not valid gods for a cleric: The Flying Spaghetti Monster, The Emperor, The Greater Good, Any Chaos God, Galactus, Zod, Zuul, Lemmy Kilmister, or General Mattis.
16. there is no "potion of caffeination" in the rulebook. there is a very good reason for this.
17. because you'd be more nuts than you already are.
18. Not allowed to have a D&D monster manual as an in game physrep.
19. not allowed to refer to Andorrans as "Holy H*s".
20. Yes, the fact that you haven't done these things is one reason you're still alive.