And for a little bit of Humor....

21. A Berserker is NOT called a "Travancian Dynamic Entry Tool"
22. Even if its technically true.
23. Cavaliers are not "snowflakes"
24. Swashbucklers are not "pretty ponies"
25. Elves are not "Panzees"
26. IF you should ever play an assassin, your goal is to be subtle. This being said, watching Predator and reading the Lord of Crows is a bad idea.
27. Do not give the "proper response" if someone calls your kilt a skirt.
28. There are no "Pictsies" in Travance.
29. Because if the Discworld can barely survive them, it would be a bad idea.
30. When playing a Chaos Warrior, patterning the markings on your armor after the Angry Marines is a BAD idea.

#11: I "built a better mousetrap"...except the food was dangling from my staff in an attempt to lead the rat swarms to the areas of Alchemical Adhesive on the floor. Would have worked, too, if PCs hadn't kept stepping in it before the swarms respawned.

#16: Chris Zipeto and I have alchemy physreps that are made of pixie stix and 14-hour energy. Quiver in fear.

22. Do not boast about taking heads as trophies.... It leads to increasingly bad things.

23. Never run from the dire bunny.

31. Not Allowed to refer to any holy site of Andorra as "The Realm Of B***steros".
32. Not allowed to refer to Andorran Worship as "The Game Of B**ers"
33. No, we don't want to hear your take on the Slogan.
34. Galladel is not the founder of the Reasonable Marines.
35. Gaia does not spawn hippies.
36. This being said, playing Slayer at full volume (or even bagpipe marches) will not repel them. No matter what Cartman said.
37. Valos is not Roboute Guilliman.
38. Jack Sparrow is not the demigod of Coast Haveners.
39. a toilet seat is not the alternative holy sigil of Valos.
40. Not allowed to NPC a Glommite with the last name Giovanni.

yer reaching here, boyo.

just saying... though the Glommite named Giovanni is amusing.