Strange adventure of the day: out shoveling snow when I notice a strange truck pull up in the neighbor's abandoned driveway. Truck gets stuck. I watch a strange man get out of the truck. The strange man tries to get his stuck truck unstuck. Over I walk and ask him what he's doing. Turns out he was a thief coming to break into the abandoned house. He was also extremely drunk. Apparently he was a plumber who hadn't been paid by the evicted tenet. I asked him if he had a business card- he gave me one. I helped him get unstuck and recommended he not come around here again. The cops and the landowner received phone calls shortly after about a plumber/apprentice thief with a truck that got stuck in the snow.
This felt remarkably like a hook for a mod. When did we call lay on?
"You know the thing that makes gods fight against each other or marry one another? Or when something changes the minds of men to do wonderful or horrific things and no one really understands why? Whatever it is that makes those things happen... If there is a god that does that, I aspire to be that god."