The usual shpiele... I can't get you from Denville, but if you can't find anyone who can and you're able to get a bus/train/whatever to Hackensack, I can take you from there at 5pm.
Hope you find a ride though... coming all the way out east when you're already due south of Sparta is silly.
"Ok we can attack... but if we miss, we'll hit the villagers."
"I'm willing to take that chance!"
Things I am no longer allowed to do in an RPG :
31. The backup trap handler is not whoever has the most HP at the time.
73. Not allowed to name my cudgel Ceremonial Whoopass Stick.
74. My thief's battle cry is not "Run And Live"
[OOG Jenna
