Care to Relieve Some Tension?

Citizens of Travance!
It is abundantly clear from simply staring at this notice board for a few hours, that many negative and disheartening things have transpired in my absence. I wish not to burden you all further with my individual opinion of the going's on, but rather, to offer some relief.

I am rather gifted in the Art of Massage, and would like to offer my services to those in need of a little Relaxation this coming moon.  Simply find me to make an appointment, and we shall sit down and have a look at what tender points might be blocking the positive energy from flowing throughout your being.

All I ask in return?  A story, and perhaps a few meager coins thrown my way, though if you are in financial turmoil, currency is unimportant.  I'm more interested in the tale you wish to tell! of a noble quest or a daring deed, family lore or other love, indeed.  Enlighten me in any way you choose, SO LONG as it is positive in nature and devoid of a sad ending.

Interested? any message left on this board or with a priest of Gaia shall find it's way into my hands

In whispers and delight,

As the Chancellor of the Arts, I could not endorse this more heartily.  Oryx speaks truly of the tensions running through the Barony.  A massage accompanied by a stirring tale may be just the release that you've been looking for, perhaps without even knowing it!

If either of you have any plans, I offer my assistance.

Being as I am often one who do be more often givin' massages than receivin' them, I'd love to set up an appointment.  In return I could spin ye a yarn or two, or trade some delicious baked goods from me shop.

On that same note, I'd love ta make an appointment with ye as well ma'am. I too give out backrubs far more often than I be recievin' them. I'm sure Bran an' I could dig up a few stories ta keep ye regaled fer awhile. I may have some o' me homemade truffles with me fer barter (or a tip) as well, but no guarantees on those.

wonderful!
several people have contaced me in several ways, and I will do my best to get to all of you!
And as far as the adorable plaid boys are concerned, I'm sure we can come to an arrangement of sorts! at the heart of my project isthe goal of collecting as  many stories about the people of Arawyn as possible, and repaying them in kind for their entertaining contribution. I look forward to seeing you all this moon!

In whispers and delight,