Oi,
Last moon I met a girl whose name I never did get. She is a gypsy I believe, with beautiful long black hair, is commonly seen wearing purple, and wears a large purple stone about her neck. In short, she is quite possibly the most gorgeous woman on the face of the earth. If you are this girl, would you kindly contact me here at the Inn by way of private missive at your earliest convenience?
Cheers,
Zander G. Gehnsen IV Esq.
Captain of Our Lady of the Broken Spine
"Now you remember, you hear? You treat this ship like a lady. Make certain you always bring her home."
OOG: JimBob
