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Magic Hands Massage
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13 years 1 month ago - 13 years 1 month ago #87151
by Bran MacInnes
"What do you take me for? Some kind of big damn hero?"
Sergei Petsho, Voivode and Steward of Inovar, Owner and Masseur Extraordinaire of Magic Hands Massage.
"What, it's for my research, I swear!"
Nigel Whitworth, Gentleman Apothecary
"Here, kid, suck on this and shut up for a while."
Aengus MacAengus Hesperus, Professional Old Person
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Magic Hands Massage was created by Bran MacInnes
Do you find yourself wracked with pain from fighting the various nasties infesting the town? Maybe you are exhausted from spending all your energies defending the Weave or Arawyn? Or maybe you justslept wrong and are stiff and sore.
No matter, Magic Hands Massage returns this moon to rub out your pain and stress, to leave you a happier, healthier, more relaxed hero than you were before.
Enjoyed by noble and peasant alike, I, Sergei Petsho, will be providing only the finest of massage services at the most reasonable prices. Need to work out a knot before embarking on an epic quest? Magic Hands can fix that. Or, reserve a time for the full deluxe treatment featuring balms and hot oils! Appointments can be made ahead of time or take advantage of Magic Hands' on the spot massage service.
For the finest massage in all the lands, seek you out the Magic Hands!
Sergei Petsho
Should you yourself be skilled in the art of massage, Magic Hands Massage wants you! In order to expand services to accommodate the needs of a most stressful town, Magic Hands is looking for skilled individuals to join this growing enterprise. Seek me out this moon if you wish to lend a hand for rewards both personal and monetary by joining the ranks of Travance's premier massage service.
No matter, Magic Hands Massage returns this moon to rub out your pain and stress, to leave you a happier, healthier, more relaxed hero than you were before.
Enjoyed by noble and peasant alike, I, Sergei Petsho, will be providing only the finest of massage services at the most reasonable prices. Need to work out a knot before embarking on an epic quest? Magic Hands can fix that. Or, reserve a time for the full deluxe treatment featuring balms and hot oils! Appointments can be made ahead of time or take advantage of Magic Hands' on the spot massage service.
For the finest massage in all the lands, seek you out the Magic Hands!
Sergei Petsho
Should you yourself be skilled in the art of massage, Magic Hands Massage wants you! In order to expand services to accommodate the needs of a most stressful town, Magic Hands is looking for skilled individuals to join this growing enterprise. Seek me out this moon if you wish to lend a hand for rewards both personal and monetary by joining the ranks of Travance's premier massage service.
"What do you take me for? Some kind of big damn hero?"
Sergei Petsho, Voivode and Steward of Inovar, Owner and Masseur Extraordinaire of Magic Hands Massage.
"What, it's for my research, I swear!"
Nigel Whitworth, Gentleman Apothecary
"Here, kid, suck on this and shut up for a while."
Aengus MacAengus Hesperus, Professional Old Person
OOG: Chris Zipeto
Storyteller
Last edit: 13 years 1 month ago by Bran MacInnes.
The following user(s) said Thank You: Caldor
13 years 1 month ago #87170
by Caldor
Caldor Eirson,
Gothi and High Priest of Gaia
Wedding Planner, Match Maker,
Vintner
Spiritual Advisor To Kaladonia
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OOG: Jason M.
Deputy Kitchen Marshal
Land System Marshal
Q: How many people does it take to teach a barbarian how to read?
A: 1 knight, 3 squires, and 1 master of the mages guild.
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Replied by Caldor on topic Magic Hands Massage
This may be the single most beautiful thing I have ever seen written down.
Caldor Eirson,
Gothi and High Priest of Gaia
Wedding Planner, Match Maker,
Vintner
Spiritual Advisor To Kaladonia
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OOG: Jason M.
Deputy Kitchen Marshal
Land System Marshal
Q: How many people does it take to teach a barbarian how to read?
A: 1 knight, 3 squires, and 1 master of the mages guild.
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13 years 4 weeks ago #87233
by Wellby
Replied by Wellby on topic Magic Hands Massage
I must recommend Mr. Petsos massages. Whenever he conducts his services within the tavern it is not long before the venue is filled with the pleased groans and moans of his patrons. I never observed his methodologies first hand, but judging by the visceral feedback he is a talented professional who certainly knows how to relieve stress from his patrons more strained anatomical features.
With Glowing Recommendation,
With Glowing Recommendation,
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13 years 3 weeks ago #87325
by Brendan Barrett
Replied by Brendan Barrett on topic Magic Hands Massage
I will be sure to relay this missive to Miss Swyft. If she could help my terrible back through Witl, she could certainly be an asset in this endeavor!
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