The Saint Astrid's Day Travancian Bachelor Auction
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10 years 10 months ago #117653
by Swyft (agentswift)
Replied by Swyft (agentswift) on topic The Saint Astrid's Day Travancian Bachelor Auction
This is wonderful and awful at the same time!
Karkat on a date? HAHAHAHAHA
Karkat on a date? HAHAHAHAHA
- Caldor Eirson

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10 years 10 months ago #117658
by Caldor Eirson (Caldor)
Caldor Eirson,
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Replied by Caldor Eirson (Caldor) on topic The Saint Astrid's Day Travancian Bachelor Auction
To respond briefly,
First, a bachelor's auction is a charity fund raiser - the nobility and public servants are volunteering to raise money to fix up the land, support charities like the orphanage and the much needed farm and road repairs. Many of the people bidding will be bidding for the same reason.
Second, the purpose of winning the auction is to get to spend some one on one time with the person. Many will probably go down to the St. Astrid's day festivities. Others may just sit over a meal. Some may choose to spend time discussing scholarly things. Others may just shake hands, donate the money to charity, and go their separate ways. Others still may find this opportunity opening a new relationship, romantic or otherwise. If you can only see the options as Sex or Hard Labor, I would be concerned for your outlook on life, and seek professional help.
Finally, while I would be happy to see people supporting our local taverns, why not have people come and spend time having fun at a charity event then all go drinking together.
Caldor
First, a bachelor's auction is a charity fund raiser - the nobility and public servants are volunteering to raise money to fix up the land, support charities like the orphanage and the much needed farm and road repairs. Many of the people bidding will be bidding for the same reason.
Second, the purpose of winning the auction is to get to spend some one on one time with the person. Many will probably go down to the St. Astrid's day festivities. Others may just sit over a meal. Some may choose to spend time discussing scholarly things. Others may just shake hands, donate the money to charity, and go their separate ways. Others still may find this opportunity opening a new relationship, romantic or otherwise. If you can only see the options as Sex or Hard Labor, I would be concerned for your outlook on life, and seek professional help.
Finally, while I would be happy to see people supporting our local taverns, why not have people come and spend time having fun at a charity event then all go drinking together.
Caldor
Caldor Eirson,
Gothi and High Priest of Gaia
Wedding Planner, Match Maker,
Vintner
Spiritual Advisor To Kaladonia
~~~~~~
OOG: Jason M.
Deputy Kitchen Marshal
Land System Marshal
Q: How many people does it take to teach a barbarian how to read?
A: 1 knight, 3 squires, and 1 master of the mages guild.
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10 years 10 months ago #117660
by Sean Moulson (Moulson13)
Replied by Sean Moulson (Moulson13) on topic The Saint Astrid's Day Travancian Bachelor Auction
What...how did I get on this list?....Well...as long as its going to a good cause....
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10 years 10 months ago #117661
by Narcis (ChrisR)
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Replied by Narcis (ChrisR) on topic The Saint Astrid's Day Travancian Bachelor Auction
Only someone with a death wish would bid on Karkat.
Who shall be held responsible when he kills or maims his date?
-Ava
Who shall be held responsible when he kills or maims his date?
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10 years 10 months ago - 10 years 10 months ago #117662
by Thalia Burdorn (abbyl)
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Replied by Thalia Burdorn (abbyl) on topic The Saint Astrid's Day Travancian Bachelor Auction
Anhil,
I can honestly say that I had nothing to do with it. But there does seem to be a bit of well meaning meddling going around. Perhaps Big Bear is watching you as well?
Ava,
As with anything else unlawful, any harm that comes to Karkat's date or to him by his date will be under jurisdiction of the Baronial Guard. This is for fun of course, so we're hoping that no one will be maimed in the process.
-Thalia
I can honestly say that I had nothing to do with it. But there does seem to be a bit of well meaning meddling going around. Perhaps Big Bear is watching you as well?
Ava,
As with anything else unlawful, any harm that comes to Karkat's date or to him by his date will be under jurisdiction of the Baronial Guard. This is for fun of course, so we're hoping that no one will be maimed in the process.
-Thalia
Thalia Stonebar Burdorn
Consul of Kaladonia
Warden of the Phocus
Ambassador to Calasvorin
Manager, Dragon's Claw Inn;
OOG: Abby Leib
Last edit: 10 years 10 months ago by Thalia Burdorn (abbyl).
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10 years 10 months ago #117663
by Kanas Whisperwood Silverfang (midgetelf)
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Replied by Kanas Whisperwood Silverfang (midgetelf) on topic The Saint Astrid's Day Travancian Bachelor Auction
I come back to Travance and this is what happens. You people confuse me sometimes.
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