Personal Assistant Wanted for Caldor Eirson - Paid in Gold

"Oh! Oh! Me! I wanna do it! Pick me, oh! I'm great at holding swords, yes! I can hold plenty! I don't know too much about Druids, but nature is alright, I guess and food is good. Pick me! I'm pretty much the best candidate, by far. And the most handsome! Plus, I'm green like parts of nature and Caldor's tree-wife, but I ain't a lady! Plus, I'm really good at tyin' knots! So that's a win. Wins all around."

*There is a note at the bottom of the text:*
"Transcribed by Jacob Grobles for ... Rick? I think his name is Rick."
*There is a very crude painting filling the rest of the page*

Mantel,

You have my full apology. As cousin decoded on this job himself, I was not involved in the criteria. I think it's safer to say the person would have to deal with my rambling on about the gods, Arawyn, wine, food, women, and similar things.

Cousin

Really?

Caldor

Caldor,

You forgot to list "fluffy bunny" among the many things you are and do in Travance.

Also, I'm with Tris on this one.

-Annora

Caldor,

I won't be your personal assistant - I'm already Amalthea's helper - but I will gladly help you carry things about, talk about things, and give an angle of understanding.

As has been said time and again, I'm willing to do it without compensation, save for the friendship which you give so readily.

With Enax's lead,
Datu Guo Chenjing

Tris, Annora, Chenjing,

My cousin is the one who made the call I needed someone and is hiring. I've got nothingnothing to do with this.

Caldor,

We have enough trouble when there is one nothing about - and you bring us two? Concerning indeed.

Burk,

It's best to not try to hire escorts, especially for family members, in public spaces. I think Dominic just opened up a new agency, though.

With Enax's lead,
Datu Guo Chenjing