William "Slightly Sane Billiam" McKraegar
You have been summoned by Baronial authority to stand trial upon the 13th of August at 2:30 PM. Be present at the barn adjacent to the Dragons Claw Inn no later then 2:25 PM.
In Service to the Baron's Justice,
Magistrate Robert Tzaareth
"It would seem that we can tick off our first theorem already: all the tea and biscuits in the world will never make a civilised party out of a band of Celts."