A Bard's Request

Where does General Magnus keep his armies?
In his sleevies.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.
One turns to the other and says, "Man, it is hot in here..."
The other turns back and says "HOLY GODS A TALKING MUFFIN"

A horse walks into a bar. The patrons calmly and quickly exit the premises, spotting the potential danger of the situation.

Van Kainen







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The numbers 1, 3, 5, And 7 wall into a bar. The barkeep says “Well, that’s odd.”

-Vlad

Are you just here to lute my puns?

When I see a Wendigo, that's how I know Wendigo away.