Looking for Legitimate Doctors

[Not Seth]

Since we are disregarding the original advertisement for legitmate doctors with legitmate doctorates entirely, I will throw my hat in the ring!

I drink! That's it! If you want to have a party let me know!

-Bluejay!

Not gras

DID SOMEBODY SAY PARTY?!

(There is what appears to be party confetti on the ground)

...so going around calling myself Dr. Captain Django would be in bad taste, then?

Dr. Captain Dr. Django, the Dr. Sunseeker (not a legitimate or qualified physician)

I'd rather perform self-care on a grapeshot blast to the gut than let you try to patch me up, Django.

I hear Dr. Sunseeker has excellent bedside manner, and always applies just the right amount of alcohol to any given wound. It's usually aged rum, and you usually have to imbibe it rather than pour it on your injury, but I'm sure that's just proper medical procedure.

-T.W.

Honestly, I didn't expect any better of you Travance... Thank you for the wonderful welcome home. I will see you all soon enough.

To the matter at hand, as the one legitimate Doctor who is currently active in the business; no offense intended towards you Dame Darkwood, I would love to have you look over my notes, who responded is my business partner, it seems this post was a waste. Thank you all for you welcomes back I appreciate the laughs you have given me.

As such this matter is closed, If any legitimate Doctor's do want to have the knowledge of my research please feel free to let me know.

In Service to Travance,
Dr. V. Wainwright
Cleric of the Dark