VERMIN PROBLEM?

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7 years 2 months ago #166203 by Wellby
VERMIN PROBLEM? was created by Wellby
RATS EATING YER GRAIN? WOLVES STEALING UP YER SHEEP? NIGHTBEASTS SNATCHIN UP YER CHILDRINS? VAMPERS STEAL YER SPOUSE? ILLITHID CHEWING YER VASALS?[strike]DRAGONS E[/strike]

BE NOT AFEARED NAYBOR, THE ORDER OF THE RATCATCHER IS NOW TAKING OPEN CONTRACTS! CONTACT MYSELF, SWING ON THROUGH, HAVE A SWIG, TELL US YER TROUBLES AND WE'LL GET IT SORTED FOR YE OR FIND SOMEONE WHAT CAN! GET A FREE "quote" TODAY!


YER NAYBOR,
TOM BELL
RATCATCHER
Magistrate of Travance
R. Tzaareth

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Verrill Lebastion,
House Elder of House Bastion
Xeno-theologist
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OOG: -Ben .H
Monster Marshal
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