ONE THING TAH KNOW ABOUT LORD FALLOW
1) HE IS A GARBAG VERMIN MAN AN I DO NOT CARE FOR HIM.
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2) HE LOVES TEA. GETS REAL PARTICULAR ABOUT IT.
3) HES ALWAYS PUTTIN ON AIRS ON ACCOUNT OF IM GUESSIN HIS MIND TURNIN TO TURNT MOLLASES FROM CENTURIES OF LONELINESS.
4) OL RATTLIN BONES THINKS HE'S THE BARON OF TRAVANCE AN HATES THE BLACKTHORNS TAH THE POINT WHERE HE JUST STRAGHT KILS PEPLE FOR MENTENIN THEM.
5) HIS DIRTS A PHILACTORY. MEANS ITS GOT HIS SOUL IN IT. MEANS WES GOTSATAKILL THE LAND TAH KILL HIM PROPER.
6) HE INVENTED CORN MAGIC. SINFUL.
IFN I THINK OF ANYTHIN ELSE I'LL LETYA KNOW
YER NAYBOR,
TOM BELL
RATCATCHER GENERAL
Magistrate of Travance
R. Tzaareth
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Verrill Lebastion,
House Elder of House Bastion
Xeno-theologist
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OOG: -Ben .H
Monster Marshal