The Witchwood

You DO realize there are monsters in the Wytchwood, right?
This isn't who, it's a what.
Welcome to life around the Wytchwood.

Not carin' much if'n it's a monster on too legs or more - it has to be basht:

O Great Valos.
Help you unwerthy servents
to bash this thing
into little bits
in thy mersy!
Praise be the Light!

Brother Arthur Lettinghast

Kiladir is correct on levity in the face of danger but a good and loyal subject ought bow to his superiors, yes?

My apologies, Squire, if my humor was out of line.

~S. Kensington

Yes. Yes. Bow to your partner, dosey-d'oh! I know the dance. Compliance is my specialty. Sarcasm not so much. I will attempt to grovel more, as well. In fact, I will make it a point to grovel several times a day, just to stay in practice lest I accidentally say something funny and face an inquisition of patriotic humor critics. And yet, when I read my own words now I can't help but imagine waves of deep sarcasm washing over me, but then the tear comes to my eye and I know my words to be true and it is the beauty of Valos' light that I am submerged in.

I'm going to do this. I will master sincerity.

~Kiladir



Hail Valos!