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I'll be away on a camping trip starting Sat. morning, until Wed. night.

An honest-to-goodness camping trip, with no armor, latex weapons, spell packets, NPCs, or "Are you a bear?", and no internet connectivity.

I still expect Wally to try and get into our tent at 3 A.M. though.  He's like that.

if zach wasn't so sick i would get him to dress as Tobar, i would put my Amara costume on and we would hunt down your camp for some gypsy shenanigans. no camping trip is complete without that! although it wouldn't be much of a surprise... you would hear us jingling from miles away

Hell, I'd rent a bear costume and...

Diane will have her cooking knives.  They're not latex / boffer. 

ok so maybe tobar and I will camp elsewhere... you know.. where the knives are made of plumbing supplies and colorful duct tape.

Whereas I am confident in my ability to outrun Diane.  Enough to bet my health on it...?

Let's see how that GPS tracker works.

even if i could outrun Diane (which i doubt due to asthma) she would know where Zach and i were at all times due to brightly colored (and highly fashionable) outfits as well as the mind numbingly loud jingling noises. She would hunt us down and nail us to a tree... lol

You awaken in the night to the sound of jingling... but there is no one to be seen for miles.  It must be...

THE BLACK GYPSY!

Mono turns you black?

I have a very rare strain.  Symptoms include the uncontrollable urge to get funky and bust a move.

I have a very rare strain.  Symptoms include the uncontrollable urge to get funky and bust a move.

sigh......

wow zach... i can't imagine you black...or Tobar for that matter ... it would be like having MC Hammer as a gypsy

If Zach/Tobar wins to raffle, he can develop his own promo skill called "Gypsy Time!"  It'll function like hammer-time and when he calls it, everyone has to "Stop!" and do that stupid side-to-side tip-toe dance in parachute pants. 

with tobars hair it be more like a lil ritchie thing so it would WHOA!!!!!!!! i feel good and break down into a 70s style funkifiied dance

i will really need to work on my Rping in order to keep a straight face around MC Ritchie from now on lmoa. that is one of the worse visual images i've had stuck in my head for a long time.