I don't want to make waves, Sean, but I've had a few of my pool noodle boffers be passed by staff here at KR. I don't know if it's because I use packing tape and a fabric cover instead of duct tape to make it more friendly to be hit by, but myself and Shane both have submitted pool noodle boffers to be checked and they all passed.
"What do you take me for? Some kind of big damn hero?"
Sergei Petsho, Voivode and Steward of Inovar, Owner and Masseur Extraordinaire of Magic Hands Massage.
"What, it's for my research, I swear!"
Nigel Whitworth, Gentleman Apothecary
"Here, kid, suck on this and shut up for a while."
Aengus MacAengus Hesperus, Professional Old Person
OOG: Chris Zipeto
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