Bacon Vodka
Bacon Floss
Bacon Mints
I sense much pork in Mike Smith's Christmas this year.
So this girl I've been seeing wants to know what to get me for my birthday, she points out that while I talk about what I do, I never talk about what I like... as we go over my various interests, I point out I don't need anything for that stuff. Finally she says, well what do you like, that you would want something that has to do with it.... I point out Bacon.
I don't think she understands... I'll have to get you guys to teach her how the bacon awesomeness goes. Those mints just scream WOW
