Ode to Bacon and Mike Smith

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Bacon and French toast, papaya and banana,  coffee overlooking a valley with a view of the bay. 
Sometimes eggs, with veggies and bacon, tea and toast, melon and guava overlooking a view of the bay.
Same sucky view every morning.

That is a great poem, not only was it amusing, and so capturing of Mike Smiths' spirit, but it indeed also inspire me to go get bacon!!!!

my mission is accomplished. This is what happens when i hear of "Lord Pyres Riddle of Confusion" and start thinking about Bacon... i get these strange inspirations to include Mike Smith and bacon in a Lewis Carol poem lol.

Now we need to parody the works of Sir Francis Bacon!

I saw this and my first thought was "Who the hell would buy this?"

And then one name popped into my head. "Mike Smith."

www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/bacon_ex...r/exotic_candy_bars#

"Breathe…engage your five senses, close your eyes and inhale deeply. Be in the present moment, notice the color of the chocolate, the glossy shine. Rub your thumb over the chocolate bar to release the aromas of smoked applewood bacon flirting with deep milk chocolate. Snap off just a tiny piece and place it in your mouth, let the lust of salt and sweet coat your tongue."