SADDEST THING EVER!

and fell to a horrible death

Considering it was a cartoon kiwi, I think the warner bros law of physics will apply here and that the kiwi more than likely didn't die, but was flattened to a pancake.  He (or she) will spring back up, stretch like an accordion, and resume his (her?) hunt to get the [strike]roadrunner[/strike],er... I mean alternative means of flying.

If you ever see it, or have a child whom you want to give a book to, check out Berk Breathed's Opus' (the penguin) Christmas book, "A Wish for Wings That Work."  It's great!  I read it to my 7th graders when we do adaptations.  Great website for used books = abebooks.com

They have also adapted it into a very cute movie, of which my roomate has a copy and made me watch this year.  Its fairly amusing. 

I think the warner bros law of physics will apply here and that the kiwi more than likely didn't die, but was flattened to a pancake.

Whatever makes you feel better about the fact that at the bottom of that mountain, there's now a fine kiwi mist.

And why the hell did he wear a helmet?  Seriously.

--Skimmel