Møøse (Was: Re: Help Wanted)

Don't forget that in their Cup years, a Moose played defense for the Flyers and scored a goal during the series final.  Watching the Dupont Shuffle on prime time  - priceless.

A Møøse once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush
given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo
dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist",
"Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...

Ok this has to stop

The forum admins of the firm hired to continue the post after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.

The post has been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.

Executive Producer
JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama

The Producers would like to thank The Forestry Commission Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir and Cowdor Estates, Stirling University, and the people of Doune for their help in the making of this post. The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters, or history of any person is entirely accidental and unintentional.

Signed RICHARD M. NIXON

JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama
EARL J. LLAMA
MIKE Q. LLAMA III
SY LLAMA
MERLE Z. LLAMA IX

Directed By
40 SPECIALLY TRAINED ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS
14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS (CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON
76000 BATTERY LLAMAS
FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS NEARE PARAGUAY
and
TERRY GILLIAM AND TERRY JONES

Also wik.

also also wik

moose bites really hurt