Need A Poem Written? Hire Jack Dimms!

11 years 10 months ago #97290 by Sergei Petsho (Bran MacInnes)
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A simpleton scratches his words on paper
Blissful in his ignorance
No muse to guide his hand
Blindly reaching for meaning
And finding naught

Befuddled
A drunkard spilling his ramblings on the page
Ale pouring useless from a broken tap
A fool playing at wisdom


S
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11 years 10 months ago #97294 by Razael Seiryn (Razael Seiryn)
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I'll have what S is serving.

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11 years 10 months ago #97295 by Tom P (Father Ridigan)
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I can't believe I'm writing this, but well done Jack. You're doing Andorra's work. There might be hope for you yet.
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11 years 10 months ago #97302 by Tim P (OrganicGolem)
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Jack Dimms is my truest test of willpower.

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11 years 10 months ago - 11 years 10 months ago #97303 by Razael Seiryn (Razael Seiryn)
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[strike]5 Gold to the First Person who writes me a poem about the dire rat and the Dimms.[/strike]

I almost did something unclassy.

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11 years 10 months ago #97304 by Caelvan (Caelvan)
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Jack Dimms is in love with a rat
Well, how about that?

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