Drega'mire's Artisan Works

From the "desk" of Grobspit Snaggletooth G.D.S.

If you are looking for healing, I recommend you seek out a qualified medical professional. Unlike some people who, despite being ever so cuddly and skinably fuzzy, lack a medical degree from the finest institution on Arawyn, I am a qualified medical professional! I can fix all manner of bumps, bruises, cuts, lacerations, amputations, insanities, accidental poisonings, intentional poisonings, diseases, and decapitations, plus I'll clean your teeth while I'm in there!

On that note, I am proud to announce that I have finally perfected my technique for restoring life to the dead! Provided your body hasn't been ravaged too horribly by time, I have a special mixture of chemicals, boxed lightning, and replacement parts to get you alive and kicking again*! This process is, of course, rather expensive, but there is no price too high for a second chance at life**! Payment plans are available***! So, if it looks like you are about to die, tell your murderer to kindly drop your body off at my offices after he is done teaching you a lesson!

Tell your friends!

Grobspit Snaggletooth G.D.S.

*purely metaphorical, your new life will be full of bed rest and reduced motor functions. I make no promises on your ability to kick after the procedure.
**extra fees will be incurred if: subject is missing body parts, the subject requires additional resources or technical knowledge, the subject has been badly damaged, the skin is broken, the subject gets blood on the doctor's smock, or the subject is overly dead.
***Plan: you pay me

I will testify to Drega'Mire's services: They provide top-of-the-shelf service for very reasonable fees (and thanks to Lord Aleister I can finally reach the top shelf!). I encourage you to make appointments with these noble folk and take advantage of their offers!

Signed and Sung,
Rowan Uidhir
(I was not paid to say this. I am merely a satisfied customer)

In keeping with Rowan's testimonial, I too must give accolades to Lord Aleister. I provided him with essences and he provided me with a gateway. It is so great a boon to my efforts with the Northern War that will allow me to return quickly to resupply that I feel guilty having paid only market value for the ritual.

Once again, Lord Tartaros, if you see this, you have my thanks and that of my men.

- Brother Seámus of Clan MacInnes, Guard-Captain of Winterdark