"Guys Rules"

Way to post a list of Women Rules in a thread called Guys Rules.

Obviously Alex, you have a long way to go.  <Michelle left out the real number one rule (it was a test of our manly powers of recollection, no doubt) which is:

#1  The woman makes the rules

followed by

#2  She can change them at any moment

The only thing that could possibly salvage you at this time, lad, is to grovel and apologize.  I also think chocolates would be appropriate.

Taoism for guys

"The fool concerns himself with the 99 who say "no".
While the wise man comforts himself within the one who says "yes"."

im sorry?

Obviously Alex, you have a long way to go.  <Michelle left out the real number one rule (it was a test of our manly powers of recollection, no doubt) which is:

#1  The woman makes the rules

followed by

#2  She can change them at any moment

The only thing that could possibly salvage you at this time, lad, is to grovel and apologize.  I also think chocolates would be appropriate.

It's that attitude that makes what you said correct.

::sigh::  Grasshopper, you are so young.  These rules pre-date our even knowing of them.  It has taken generations of manly investigation to come up with even this little.

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