"Guys Rules"

you should add

# 24. When we ask "What would you like to eat?" and you Say "I dont know" its doesnt help us choose a place to eat. We are fine with any place as long as it has beer and steak

#25. If you ask if we farted and we say "No, the dog probally did" he did, even if the mutt isnt around.

you should add

# 24. When we ask "What would you like to eat?" and you Say "I dont know" its doesnt help us choose a place to eat. We are fine with any place as long as it has beer and steak

I have a solution to this one that's worked many times in the past.

When confronted with the "I don't care" line, respond with "Well, what don't you want to eat?" This places all the focus back on them and prohibits you from going somewhere they never wanted to.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I have used that one, trust me. Generally its how I start the conversation.

"so I know you dont know what you want to eat,  so Ill ask, what DONT you want to eat?"

my response to the proposed #24, once uttered by my now Ex-girlfriend (no wonder) was "Hooters"

you girls say you want us to be honest.. and yet you get upset when we are honest..

The best answer to a semi-loaded question I ever heard was uttered by Mike Ruttle (the taller of the two guys who cut the pig) when asked by his wife (whom he met while both were attending UDEL) where he would have wanted to attend school besides Delaware.  "Any school where I would have met you would have been fine."

Looks like that whole list could have been summed up by #4...

Though why get over it when it's far easier to find a more agreeable lass?


Boys are D-Bags... get over it