Questions and statements to NOT make at KR
- Terzak

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11 years 1 month ago #123597
by Terzak (TheArchMage)
Replied by Terzak (TheArchMage) on topic Questions and statements to NOT make at KR
"Your sword looks neat....you must be strong! Front lines for you."
"That dwarf looks angry...he's a WHAT?"
"He's a chained up blob of fat, how hard could it be?"
"It's late at night and one of the most powerful people has gone missing, presumed dead. You there! You're low leveled, you should be fine!"
"I only brought one spell rock."
"'Excuse me, can you teach me some potion recepies?'
'Sure. You're an alchemist...right?'
'Yeaaah....let's go with that."
"That dwarf looks angry...he's a WHAT?"
"He's a chained up blob of fat, how hard could it be?"
"It's late at night and one of the most powerful people has gone missing, presumed dead. You there! You're low leveled, you should be fine!"
"I only brought one spell rock."
"'Excuse me, can you teach me some potion recepies?'
'Sure. You're an alchemist...right?'
'Yeaaah....let's go with that."
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11 years 1 month ago #123615
by Belketra Folles (pleasantexample)
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"Let's steal a picnic table from the guard!"
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- Kardin

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11 years 3 weeks ago #124037
by Kardin (Ben)
Kardin Armister of the Hiolangorn || Shield of the North
Vassal to Lord Aleister Tartaros of Drega'mire
Iron Centurion of Palindor
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"Never get discouraged. People may punish you for every good thing you'll ever do, but you only fail if they get you to stop. Your actions can mend a heart, save a Light, or topple the mightiest foe."
Replied by Kardin (Ben) on topic Questions and statements to NOT make at KR
Excuse me, Guardsman? I'm looking for my friend. He's a thief wearing a black cloak. Have you seen him?
(Before I understood the "Me? Oh I'm just a normal fighter, nothing special" rule)
(Before I understood the "Me? Oh I'm just a normal fighter, nothing special" rule)
Kardin Armister of the Hiolangorn || Shield of the North
Vassal to Lord Aleister Tartaros of Drega'mire
Iron Centurion of Palindor
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Ben F.
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"Never get discouraged. People may punish you for every good thing you'll ever do, but you only fail if they get you to stop. Your actions can mend a heart, save a Light, or topple the mightiest foe."
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11 years 3 weeks ago #124049
by Annora (Karen)
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"Magnus, we're out of coffee."
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11 years 3 weeks ago #124059
by Nalick (NalickDeMarche)
Magnus actually walked into the kitchen this past event, nobody was sure there was coffee, but he pressed the switch and coffee came out. "Coffee is ready when I need it to be." I'm paraphrasing, but it was a funny little scene.
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Replied by Nalick (NalickDeMarche) on topic Questions and statements to NOT make at KR
Annora wrote: "Magnus, we're out of coffee."
Magnus actually walked into the kitchen this past event, nobody was sure there was coffee, but he pressed the switch and coffee came out. "Coffee is ready when I need it to be." I'm paraphrasing, but it was a funny little scene.
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11 years 3 weeks ago - 11 years 3 weeks ago #124062
by Jonathan Medina (JackThorn2)
IG: (Londwyn) Jack Thorn
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Replied by Jonathan Medina (JackThorn2) on topic Questions and statements to NOT make at KR
"Why are you dwarves so short?"
*Shakes hand "strength +1"... "Weapon prof. +1"
"Londwyns have no brains!"
"Londwyns are untidy!" (Unless from the Dread Hills)
"How may I earn a poison permit?"
"Excuse me, my friend is an assassin. How much body do you have?"
IG: (Londwyn) Jack Thorn
OOG: Jonathan Medina
*Shakes hand "strength +1"... "Weapon prof. +1"
"Londwyns have no brains!"
"Londwyns are untidy!" (Unless from the Dread Hills)
"How may I earn a poison permit?"
"Excuse me, my friend is an assassin. How much body do you have?"
IG: (Londwyn) Jack Thorn
OOG: Jonathan Medina
IG: (Londwyn) Jack Thorn
OOG: Jonathan Medina
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