Questions and statements to NOT make at KR

Kreylin Ulvar wrote: "I mean, necromancy isn't THAT bad"

In the grand scheme of things it really isn't. Just don't say that to a towns folk.

I think this calls for a rousing "Huzzah," what do you think gentlemen?

Terzak wrote: I think this calls for a rousing "Huzzah," what do you think gentlemen?

"DAMAGE! DAMAGE! DAMAGE!"

Datu Guo Chenjing (???) wrote:

Terzak wrote: I think this calls for a rousing "Huzzah," what do you think gentlemen?

"DAMAGE! DAMAGE! DAMAGE!"

Considering that he just showed up, he did fairly well as far as sticking to the rules. Even if I wish he was swinging for 2 damage.

HUZZAH!

Let's steal that phylactory!

Nah we don't need to bring our dishes up after feast.

I'm fine sleeping on the murder couch.

I miss camp ankle breaker.

Apollo wasn't that bad...

Let's go to Bolton's house!

I'm gonna take a shower in the inn before feast.

"Is there anything in the rules keeping me from just eating everything?"

"I'm going to go sans water this event"

"How come you keep saying 'Interrogate' right before asking me a couple of questions..?"

"I call shenanigans on that whole demon-pocalypse thingy. If it was so bad, how come we're still here?"

"I'm looking for a scholar who isn't an elf or a londwynian"

"Coast haven? So you're like a pirate, or something?"

-In the Black Bird- "I'll have a double the strongest thing you serve!"

"The hell kind of stupid name is 'Billiam'?"


"LORE: FOOTWEAR! Can I put it on my feet to replace the socks I forgot to pack?"

"Being an educated goblin is like rolling a twenty on an initiative check...Nobody's impressed."

"So why exactly do we not get attacked by anything specifically between 6 and 8 bells on Saturdays?"

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

Aleister wrote: Hey now, you say they're not things to say at game, but ya know what? They're great to say on TV! So I'll take that rousing huzzah!

Today we celebrate a warrior who had more proficiency in baking than most barbarians have Strength. Today we celebrate warriors who did what we do and looked good on TV. Huzzah!

As for quotes:

Is it cold in here or something? Because everyone seems to shiver when someone's name comes up in conversation. Starts with a Pes?

Very few folks will get this one.

"Hey guys, I think it's a bad idea to have a special combat rez ability during the arch-devil fight, someone could end up tying twice during one mod."

"Nah, the odds of that happening are so small."

Three days later: ......

"Is that a Leviathan?"
"Is that Galladel?"

"Oh, it's just five PCs, who happen to be awake at four bells on Sunday. This mod shouldn't be too hard."

"Legion! Forward!"

"I can't sing you bardics if I don't know the words!"

"Immaculate Defense..."
"...But I only hit you for 20 damage."

"Hmm, I only have a few build left, in a game where every point counts...I know, I'll get Quadrivium!"

Terzak wrote: "Hmm, I only have a few build left, in a game where every point counts...I know, I'll get Quadrivium!"

(To be fair, that can earn you quite a bit of coin in between-game actions.)

"Hey Nalick, could I get some relationship advice?"

"Ey, Se-bas!" (to be said to James while he is in Count mode)

"Bought it off of Commoner."

"Hey, nice tattoo!" (said to someone with the Mark of Miranda)

Datu Guo Chenjing (???) wrote: "Hey Nalick, could I get some relationship advice?"

Ouch.

Nalick wrote:

Terzak wrote: "Hmm, I only have a few build left, in a game where every point counts...I know, I'll get Quadrivium!"

(To be fair, that can earn you quite a bit of coin in between-game actions.)

Evidently, I have been doing the land system wrong. Speaking of which:

"I only use the land system for backstory purposes."

"I'll have whatever he's having." (pointing at Brother Aldric.)

"Satyrs seem nice, I doubt their wine can be that strong."

"Wait a second, I'm a Londwyn Cavalier and I have a gun...am I the police?"

"What is your name?"

Seems normal enough. But I said it to Orias Wormwood.

Justé wrote: "Don't kill the enemy, whose been slaughtering the citizens of the proper! We must save their souls!"
'

This. At main mod this past feast, actual this. ::quietly rages::

"It's just mud, we'll be fine."

'The sauce used in tonight's feast is brought to you by Chris Zipeto!"

"Is Dominic dead yet?"
No.
"Ah well...Maybe next event."

"What's your name?"
My friends call me the Arkovnian.
"Well, you look cold. Come on inside."

"Okay Selim, if you win this hand, I'll go cut a hole in Sylus Crone's Jacket."

Datu Guo Chenjing (???) wrote: "What is your name?"

Seems normal enough. But I said it to Orias Wormwood.

Could have been worse. It could have gone down like this:

"Hi, you look like you must be new to town. Let me show you around. Why.... why are you handing me a blue headband?"

"This is madness."
"No... This is SPARTAAAA, NEW JER-"

"I'm going to chaotically alter those two Celts with the large swords...

"Watch what I'm about to do, I saw this on Game of Thrones."

"The next set of announcements are going to be made by Adolph!"

"If I kill Telligrim, will I get access to wear Rune Platemail?"

"If I make a Namierran, should I roleplay being afraid of the Khitanese?"

"Dragon, shmagon."

Justé wrote: "If I kill Telligrim, will I get access to wear Rune Platemail?"

HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.

"Why can't a smith combine copper and tin to make bronze armaments?"

"buying gf"

"It's only Friday and we're already fighting Telligrim? Huh. I bet nothing'll come of that."

"Don't attack the Count!"

And after the recent revelations...

"Almighty Visigalis, hear my prayer..."

At sign in:

"Alright, you guys are new, what kind of characters are you thinking of playing?"
(Now this alone is enough to not say at KR, but...)

Three hours later:

"We've decided. Y, Z, and I will be playing Witch Hunters and X here will be playing a bard, who wants to call himself Dion."

"Well...alright. You all have reasonable builds, decent enough backstories. Go on in."

And it would be three years of character development until the Shadowhunter bodyguards explained exactly what kinds of characters they were:

Laurent Belmont– Skill (Periodic), Superior, Attack, Naming
Anchors a target demon so that they cannot fly or use movement skills or use teleportation abilities for the duration of the battle. If the demon defends against the attack in any way, then the Shadow Hunter now swings +4 Damage versus that specific demon and +2 Damage versus all other demons for the remainder of the battle.

Inspirational Storyteller
The Bard has gained such performance excellence that they can inspire great things from the people who listen to them. They gain access to each of the following rank V spellsongs, each of which costs 10 SSP. In addition to the normal casting methods, these may be cast with a story that takes no less than 20 seconds to tell.
Glorify: (Arcane (Bardic), Augment) Perform a ballad, or recite a tale about the true feats of another character and they gain up to of 15 build worth of extra uses of lower list periodic skills that costs 6 or less build and/or career point for the remainder of the period. No character may only benefit from this more than once per period. A Bard may not use this effect on herself.

Suffice to say, people were inspired when Dion and the Belmonts walked into Travance.

Velius wrote: "Dragon, shmagon."

i quite frequently and vehemently do that as billliamm, you know cause dragons dont exist

That might be the best thing to say ever.
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