Nine words women use...

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
Right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
Usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just
say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


best one

I find that I have a tendency to say, "...Fine, whatever."
Which usually insinuates some kind of approaching train wreck.

But I do usually get ready to go out pretty fast!
...Seriously.

lol...#9

You do realize of course that I was the one that sent that list to him.
I just wanted to make sure he gets it all right.

Im going to get up on a soap box for a moment here and say that more couples , married or otherwise should LARP together.

Its really hard to keep a secret from a man or woman who knows you go on pretend adventures wearing latex ear tips and or a cape.

And I think it builds confidence and trust better than anything. If you respect someone enough to watch them make an absolute mockery of themselves pretending to be scared of a werewolf once a month then you have something there.