How many five yeard olds could you take in a fight?
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18 years 1 week ago #1459
by Erdrick (Erdrick)
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Replied by Erdrick (Erdrick) on topic How many five yeard olds could you take in a fight?
I think 39 is the cap, I personally got 28.
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18 years 1 week ago #1460
by Jacob Kanane (Jacob Kanane)
Fighting experience & body type plays into it a lot. I have 0 fighting experience outside of KR.. but I will tower over those 5 year olds and crush them with my long lanky arms.
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Replied by Jacob Kanane (Jacob Kanane) on topic How many five yeard olds could you take in a fight?
I got 13 :-[ and i thought I was putting some pretty mean answers! what were you guys writing to get so high ?
Fighting experience & body type plays into it a lot. I have 0 fighting experience outside of KR.. but I will tower over those 5 year olds and crush them with my long lanky arms.
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18 years 1 week ago #1462
by Inajira (Inajira)
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For all those people who are saying you could take every single 5 year old in that room, think of it this way:
Even if there's just 35 kids in that room, that makes 35 sets of teeth, 70 fists and 70 feet. I'm fairly certain that numbers alone would crush you at some point. Also, height is a huge advantage for the kids (the fact that they're so small). They're all going to be punching you in the knees/lower legs and all grappling you around the same. The only advantage you would have is if you stayed on your feet, however once those little hellions get you on the ground you are so dead it's not even funny. Also, to strike at the kids with your fists, you'd need to bend over, which is a huge disadvantage. Kicking isn't really all that smart either, since that means you'd have to lift one of your legs off the ground giving the kids an opportunity to knock you to the ground, where the kids reign supreme.
Why do I feel like I'm in the Hill's kitchen with Ralph and Brendan right now...
For the record, I could take 23 according to this site, although I believe that number is erroneous and it's probably far closer to 10.
Even if there's just 35 kids in that room, that makes 35 sets of teeth, 70 fists and 70 feet. I'm fairly certain that numbers alone would crush you at some point. Also, height is a huge advantage for the kids (the fact that they're so small). They're all going to be punching you in the knees/lower legs and all grappling you around the same. The only advantage you would have is if you stayed on your feet, however once those little hellions get you on the ground you are so dead it's not even funny. Also, to strike at the kids with your fists, you'd need to bend over, which is a huge disadvantage. Kicking isn't really all that smart either, since that means you'd have to lift one of your legs off the ground giving the kids an opportunity to knock you to the ground, where the kids reign supreme.
Why do I feel like I'm in the Hill's kitchen with Ralph and Brendan right now...
For the record, I could take 23 according to this site, although I believe that number is erroneous and it's probably far closer to 10.
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18 years 1 week ago #1463
by McDermitt (Matt Quagz)
Replied by McDermitt (Matt Quagz) on topic How many five yeard olds could you take in a fight?
5 year olds probally can't throw a punch for shit
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18 years 1 week ago #1464
by Inajira (Inajira)
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Replied by Inajira (Inajira) on topic How many five yeard olds could you take in a fight?
No, they probably can't. For those of you with young nieces/nephews/brothers/sisters/whatever how many times have you gotten tripped up when they run up and hug your leg(s)? Personally, whenever my 2 and a half year old godson runs up behind me and hugs my leg, it trips me up real bad. Now immagine 30 kids doing that to you. Once you get on the ground, you're going to suffer a lot from stomping, biting, scratching etc.
Also, no matter how hard they punch, I can't immagine getting hit by 30 kids at once being at all pleasant.
I'd take 30 five year olds over one Tim Ponjican any day of the week.
Also, no matter how hard they punch, I can't immagine getting hit by 30 kids at once being at all pleasant.
I'd take 30 five year olds over one Tim Ponjican any day of the week.
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18 years 1 week ago #1465
by McDermitt (Matt Quagz)
Replied by McDermitt (Matt Quagz) on topic How many five yeard olds could you take in a fight?
Its only gonna take one smack to take each one out.
I could take at least 100.
my strength is already far superior than 99% of men in the world
I could take at least 100.
my strength is already far superior than 99% of men in the world
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