How many five yeard olds could you take in a fight?

I don't quite understand how little old me can take out 26 of 'em... But sure. I'll take the number.

This quiz just makes me think of the time my dad got pickpocketed by a swarm of French orphans in Paris.

I can take out 22...I think I might get my Red Cross Babysitter's Certification taken away for even thinking about this (if it wasn't already WAY expired).

I could take 31. I used to fight all the time. I have pretty much no moral compass <- my friends will def back me on that. Yeah I have excellent (soccer) balance and can take several five year olds hanging on my legs and jumping at me.  I would like to put this scenario into practice.

. I used to fight all the time. .

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You know even if they got you on the ground, i think my ground game is far superior to a 5 year old's, the problem with them piling on you is that they only weigh so much, and once they are on you, i dont' think more than a few would be able to hit you since your surface area is now partially protected from the bodies on you.

However, are these kids biting?  Are they going for blood?  Are they pathogen zombie kids or possibly 28 days later children?  I think those would be the ultimate "X" factor.

In wich case my number falls to 3, if pathogen zombies, I think I could fight the good fight but eventually there zombie bites will do me in.

Even if your ground game is superious, the average five year old probably weighs around 40 pounds.  If just 5 get on you, that's 200 pounds at various places on your body.

Also, bear in mind the sheer numbers advantage.  Wounds and weariness will being to take their toll on you while you beat on those kids.  They have 30 kids to supplement their ranks.  When one falls, a fresh one takes its place.  When you fall, they're probably going to smother you with PlayDough.

Absolutely they're going to bite, they're not zombies though.  They are out for blood just like you are, I'd have to assume.