How many five yeard olds could you take in a fight?

I am inclined to agree with Wally on this one when it comes to sheer numbers. Have you ever had to look after children, just chasing after them is tiring. They have inordinate amounts of energy especially when they get excited or in this case a taste of the bloodlust.

Think of your typical red light green light scenario, you have 30 kids coming at you and you call red light. The first moment one of them gets it into their head to keep going, the rest hop right on the idea. 5 year olds don't go by experience or aim for vitals they are pack creatures. They thrive only on your fear and pure animal attack instincts.

And don't even bother trying to play the easter bunny isn't real card, because then you have gone from being the enemy to being the destroyer of worlds and we all know what happened when the Stay Puff marshmallow man stepped to NYC, just cause you have size doesn't mean the little guys won't turn you into your component goo. You will only release their ferret like fury. Just think of a riot now put it at the hight of your knee caps and you tell me you have a better ground game and you are throwing good punches when you have a 40 pound thing clinging and gnawing at your arm while you are left to wonder that even should you survive if you will ever walk again.

5 year olds don't know where the line of decency is... They haven't learned it yet.

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Caleb Tellinghast


oog-S.Bukovsky

Im completely serious when I say this. I had this dream in several variations of me being attacked by small children in my high school gym. There were hundreds and they were bloodthirsty.  Basically the same  scenario.

I think I could take out several hundred personally. I have been a babysitter and spent plenty of time in a kindergarten in NYC because my ex girlfriend taught there. Children can quickly overwhelm you , so in a normal situation I would say even the strongest most athletic person could stop 10-15 5 year olds in their tracks before they were overcome by the weight and nut punches (kids love this move)

I say that I could take out several hundred because the first kid to reach me would get picked up by his hair and I would bite into his neck and rip it out, killing him stone dead in seconds, the other kids would most likely flee in horror. Disemboweling the first child and throwing guts at the other children might also break their attack.

Plenty of battles will prove that shocking ruthlessness and speed can demoralize your opponent faster than overwhelming numbers. Im pinning my hopes on eating the first childs heart , dances with wolves style.

the simple reason I said I can take out that many is this: after a while it becomes a stamina game... only so many can even harm you in any way once there is like 10-20 around you. I would prefer to stay on my feet to lower the number of combatants Id have to deal with, but I would actually fight better on the ground... likely taking another kid down every 3 seconds.

I agree with Wally.

Also, keep in mind that most males have a particular place between there legs that has a 99% chance of getting hit by a swarm of 5 year olds. Be realistic... if that happened you would be done.

But the quiz specified that everyone was wearing cups. That, to me, is the key factor.

30, by the way