How many five yeard olds could you take in a fight?

I got 26....

I should never let my sisters/nieces/nephews read this post....

sniff sniff i could take 33

hmmm... if you stay standing only so many can actually attack you at once.  on the other hand i don't like the prospect of angry biting 5 year olds... i wonder if i could out run a pack of 5 yearolds, or would their inhuman amounts of energy do me in...

It says 33...I say it would look like the first year Austin won the Rumble

its a good bet that you could out run them.. like gnomes in WoW those short legs dont move too well and remember how often you fell down when u were 5.. now compare that to how often you fall down now.. slipping on ice @ KR doesnt count nore does going into negative BP @ kr.

32.  I fight dirty.  My thought, just wade into them, high stepping/kicking and roundhouse open handed.  Pick up one of the little beggers by the feet and swing a circle.  Stop, catch breath (I'm Geezer, not Magnus who runs xcountry)while they recoil in shock, and repeat. 

Only real problem is would they keep coming regardless, in which case, plan B.